Chew Toys for the Kitteh Open Thread.


He is finished.


All these years of being told we have to vote for the most electable repuke have gone out the Window with the Trumpster. Now its “HES NO FREAKING TRUCON!!!!! HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!”

I would tell you but you would not understand.  :mrgreen:


shillary. Let us cut her in half and count the rings of fat around her cankles. That might give us a clue of how old this World is. What do you say protards? You now have a chance to provide some evidence for your theories.


146 thoughts on “Chew Toys for the Kitteh Open Thread.

  1. Tim Post author

    I do not think this appointment has anything to do with current Personnel other than to drive the Conservatives out and to keep more Conservatives from joining. This is about turning all the Armed Forces into soviet justice warriors instead of Men who fight Shooting Wars.

  2. Tim Post author

    What is Cruz up to? Why is he so silent when it comes to Trump? Why do they spend so much time together? Why would they bother letting Huckabee join the Club?

    A Business Man. A Constitutional Lawyer. A Christian Social Conservative.

    Is this a repeat of Battle Star Galactica? Do they have some kind of plan?

    This going to be interesting to watch unfold.

    One thing is for sure. If this grouping of People get into power, the pocket books of repuke “heavy hitters” will take a hit.

    Bite it.

    1. neocon01

      an alliance, I have felt it all along….standing alone they will be picked off one by one….this is great for America… watching the wicked witch hitlery and pravda usa crash n burn 🙂

  3. neocon01

    Ben Carson Does Not Believe a Muslim Should Be President,
    Carson said he has “no reason to doubt” that President Obama was born in the United States and is a Christian.

    well Duhhhhhhhhhhh……. b hussein IS and born “in” is not the qualifier…obviously the dr. never heard of wright and fartacan, or understands the constitution.

  4. neocon01

    WHAT IF: A White Baptist Boy Brought A ‘Clock’ That Looked Like A Bomb To School? ^ | September 20, 2015 | Doug Giles
    Posted on 9/20/2015, 8:04:57 AM by Kaslin

    If a white Baptist kid named Wedge Figgus rocked up to his High School’s Show-N-Tell last week with a briefcase full of circuit boards, wires and timers that looked nada like a frickin’ clock, the following chain-reaction, more than likely, would’ve been set into irrevocable motion:

    1. Wedge would’ve been night-sticked into next week by the #BlackLivesMatter school cop at the behest of the lesbian/communist principal. If not that, Wedge definitely would’ve been bounced out of that school until the media had finished totally ruining his and his family’s life. Speaking of the media …

    2. The presumption of Wedge’s guilt, especially on The Today Show, would be more prevalent than the presence of the new “Gay Doritos” at Rosie O’Donnell’s annual “Big Gut Girl” Pool Party.

    3. CNN would be running non-stop loops about how “white devils suck” and how “Christianity, by its very nature, spawns terrorism.” In addition, FOX NEWS’ Shepard Smith would say “Crusades” 53,789 times in just one week.

    4. An overexcited Al Sharpton, being stimulated by the massive opportunity of picking an abundance of white, low-hanging, money-making fruit for his fake-ass non-profit, would drop his Dippity-Do in his bathroom and then slip on it, breaking his skinny, old arm on the gold toilet that his “non-profit” bought him, “forcing” him to file a civil suit against Figuss’s family for causing him emotional and physical harm.

    5. Hillary would blame Wedge’s actions on an obscure Christian YouTube movie produced by Kirk Cameron.

    6. And lastly, you can bet your last buck with great confidence that Obama definitely would not have invited this little Mr. Gadget to hang out with him in the same Oval Office where Bill boinked Monica.

    Yep, if some “creepy-ass, teen-aged, Baptist cracka” would’ve done what the young Muslim, Ahmed Mohamed, did last week by bringing a very bomb-looking “clock” to class there would have been anti-Christian hell to pay. Wedge certainly would not have been hailed by Obama in a tweet and lauded by celebrities as this Muslim teen has been.

    If you think I’m full of crap, hearken way back to March 2013 when white little John Welch, a 2nd-grader at Park Elementary in Baltimore, got expelled for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry, pre-baked, toasted pastry into a gun.

    That said, I have some real problems with the Muslim “clock boy” crap. They’re similar to probs my buddy Ron has with it. He vented on Facebook about this ridiculous circus. Check it out …

  5. Tim Post author

    2 Women finally Get their Ranger Tabs. After 3 tries. What Man has been given 3 tries? None.

    Third is now on her 3rd try in the Swamps. You go gurl!!

    How long before you hear “please carry this for me” or “please don’t let them take me alive”

    As for the first one the answer should always be a very load and firm “NO!” As to the second?
    You volunteered for this. Rape is always a possibility when savages capture Women. Take the Bullet by your own hand. I will not do it for you.

    1. neocon01

      I remember in the 1970″s when women started getting into construction….same as you mentioned tim…they did all the light and easy work, I remember a boilermaker crew had two women, one day they trotted off and two burly men showed up to join the crew for a few days seems it was all “bull” (hard) work with heavy lifting, tugging and pushing etc……nuff said.
      Today except in a very few cases there are no women on jobsites….Rangers? Marines? give me a Fn break, maybe if we need typists….

      1. Tim Post author

        “maybe if we need typists….”

        Typist should also have to pass the exact same training that everyone else gets. It is not like remfs have ever found themselves under enemy fire.

        Our Military is no longer capable of completing its mission. It is now a scouting club with automatic weapons.

  6. Tim Post author

    Santorum getting into the act.

    Question from a progtard “journalist…

    about the Trump latest nontroversy…

    Santorums Answer?

    “The president says he’s a Christian,” said Santorum, running out of patience. “Look, ladies and gentlemen — I’m not playing this game. The president doesn’t need me to defend him. He’s got you doing that very well. So cut it out.”

    1. neocon01

      tell the assholes from pravda to read his book, look at his associations, check his appointments, hear his own words, and look at photographs ….then come to their own conclusions….HE IS a mooselim

      1. Tim Post author

        The Trump Derangement is strong on the net. The often predicted fatal gaffe has not yet occurred. I will go out on a limb here and say that those who suffer from TDS will keep predicting the fatal gaffe, right up until the carnival clown movers into the White House.

        Trump roared to top with Fire and Thunder. He has calmed down some but the Fire and Thunder will come back.

        This election is Trump’s to win or lose. Unlike some, I will say that Trump wants to win this.

      2. neocon01

        Unlike some, I will say that Trump wants to win this.

        Im beginning to agree with you…..Trump Cruz? not bad.

      3. Tim Post author

        I do not like a lot a Trumps views. I could name a few but here is the thing.

        He is Pro American and Pro American Worker. Ding Ding Ding!!!! We have a winner. Will Taxes decrease with a Trump Admin? I highly doubt it. Too Bad too effn sad for the money cons. Suck it up buttercups and fork over the dough.

        Will more than a few illegals get their pink slips from America? Oh hell yes they will.

        “Oh Tim that is just Trump Bluster, you are a dumb ass to believe that.

        Trump did not amass his fortune by breaking his word. People that have done business with him call him one of the biggest Ass Holes they have ever know. Breaking his promises has not even been mentioned.

        That means a Border Fence with mek-ee-ko and ¡lo and behold! Deportations on a large scale. There goes fusterclucks gardener and lawn boy. Wah.

        This also means higher prices for just about everything. This also means a partial Economic Reset will be in the works. Get ready for it. If you have based your lifestyle on cheap labor and goods, you are in for a bit of a problem.

        Oh well, nuttin lasts for eber,


    1. Tim Post author

      Glenn is great when talking History. Anything else Glenn has went loony toony on.


      Hey Glenn, go get your meds refilled, Please!

      Walker out? Bye. You could of been a contender. Umm maybe. Until that sweet sweet $$$ from the gopE became your priority.

  7. neocon01

    Klein says Obama originally sought out Wright to discuss community activism.

    “Quickly the conversations turned from picking up garbage on the street and getting streetlights put up on street corners to political matters and religious matters,” Klein says. “And the Rev. Wright turned into really a substitute father figure, who guided Obama in the two major areas of his life.”

    The first area was Obama’s identity — just who was he?

    “Obama was steeped in Islam but knew nothing about Christianity,” Klein says.

    Klein asked Wright if he converted Obama from being a Muslim into a Christian.

    “He said, I don’t know about that. but I can tell you that I made it easy for him to come to an understanding of who Jesus Christ is and not feel that he was turning his back on his Islamic friends and his Islamic traditions and his understanding of Islam,” Klein says.

    The second area was Obama’s political philosophy. Wright introduced Obama to Black Liberation theology.

  8. neocon01

    So the question is, why hasn’t anyone mentioned the fact that he’s a former Muslim? Could this be why Obama’s church posted a Hamas manifesto in the Trinity Church program last year? It obviously explains Wright’s affinity with Louis Farrakhan. It also explains more why Rev. Wright got his Masters degree in “Islam in West Africa”

  9. Tim Post author

    Walker tells other Candidates to “clear the field” against the current Front Runner.

    Wow…what a class act gub’nor Walker. Some one promise you some more money for next try?

    Butt Hole.

    1. neocon01

      Walker tells other Candidates to “clear the field” against the current Front Runner.

      maybe some pictures with boner, bmitch, barry and a couple of 10yo boys….

    1. Tim Post author

      I had high hopes for Walker. He has a damn good record in Wisconsin.


      The repubs control both the Senate and House in Wi. No repeal of the John Doe corrution laws in sight?


      Walker walked onto the stage and put his foot in his mouth from the start. Three different views on immigration? WTH?

      Goodbye Scott. Good Luck with getting that gopE $$$

  10. neocon01

    baaa ha ha ha

      1. Tim Post author

        Every Man must sooner or later face a moral dilemma. I am not in their position. They know what they are witnessing is wrong. It is up to the Witness to act.

        Or not act.

        Saying what I would do or what you would do, or what anyone would do is pointless. We are not the Witness and therefor do not face this Moral dilemma.

        Pray for the Witness to do what is Moral.

      2. neocon01

        ahhhhh the “religion” of peace, rape, sodomy, murder, mayhem….kind of like DC, including some in congress and the white mosque.

      3. Tim Post author


        That was undestood. In my opinion they are not allies. They are parasites just like the iraqis we tried to train.

        Honestly here. From what little news I have been able to gather, if all U.S Forces are not withdrawn soon from that shithole, something really bad will happen. On this order. A mass mutiny on a Company or even Battalion scale. Do have any idea how much death and destruction a few hundred very well trained and equipped Men could deal out in a short period of time?

        You can not force Good Men, Warriors, to bear witness to evil and accept it, for very long. The Piper, in that situation, will be very well paid. In fact and in Deed.

  11. neocon01

    amazing ignore a crime because it is “their culture”, but refuse one of the same kind of people (sodomites) a “marriage” certificate…go to jail… is that fundamental change working out for ya ameriKa?

  12. Tim Post author

    Not really. Look at all those Stars! Now those are pretty! You would think that a 4 Star would have about double the rows of Fruit Salad. On DB’s I do not think you are allowed to pick and choose. You have to display all.

    Maybe someone with a 670-1 can confirm that.

    1. neocon01

      four A.A. stars = a lance real ville.

      juan Skerry has THREE (band aid) “purple hearts”, and a FREE get out of war chip…and he now has the commie lesbos old job…how is that for lettuce??


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